Toasting. It marks the best part of any drink -- a full glass. It’s what sets happy hour apart from a coffee break. It’s been practiced since the beginning of time. And, you can’t argue with that kind of tradition.
The guys at The Ferm are notorious toast’ers. These toasts tend to be a bit long-winded, but always unforgettable. Riddled with inside jokes and Nintendo references and even a rap –- the bar for these pseudo-planned, man-love declarations has been set pret-ty pret-ty pret-ty* high.
My dad’s got one solid toast for all occasions –- “To us.” This European guy at work prefers “Cin Cin.” But, neither felt right for the blog. So, here’s to cellar temperature wine, beer out of the tap, and short blog posts. Cheers!
*Curb Your Enthusiasm, silly. I bet Larry David gives a wicked toast.
Sportsman of the Week Ending 3/30/2025
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March Madness swings into the second weekend and the top seed just keep
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The Nintendo Advantage was a revolutionary video game controlling device.
Signed,
-The Toast
Just got back from wine and food affair and introduced to "The Ferm". What the hell....?????
Mom Jan
There should be a rap in every speak made by man. Tales of love-making, petty crimes and proclaiming the size of one's organs are some topics to be included.
Hey there, Johnny Inappropriate. Your mom reads the blog.